lilstinky:

starbucks tales:

  • a man would come in regularly and set up his laptop and speakers in the men’s washroom and would come out once in a while to order more food but then inevitably return to the washroom
  • someone came through drive-thru and when i asked for their order, they just turned the radio up SUPER LOUD and sat for a few seconds but then left without ordering anything
  • a man ordered a hazlenut latte and then came back a few minutes later nearly in tears asking if this drink would make his date think he’s gay
  • someone ordered 12 baked cookies (and we have to put them in the oven separately) and as soon as i got them all packed up he was like “no….no no no….no, absolutely not” and then put his phone up to his ear and left (he had already paid???)
  • people ordering multiple drinks, taking a sip and then instantly tossing it in the garbage right in front of me
  • people singing their orders in drive-thru which tbh was nice
  • okay this is a coworker but my shift supervisor took a bucket of ice and dumped it on the floor while squatting over it and was like “haha im a canadian giving birth”
  • a regular ordered a cup of water with 15 ice cubes in it specifically daily
  • another customer would order a cup of just the flavored cool lime syrup
  • a regular gave me his entire geneology and showed me his family friggin crest when i mentioned i was acadian
  • firefighter literally stalking me
  • multiple people ordering while incoherently sobbing?? extremely common

Tagged: #I'm the one singing and crying

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