Bey: I don’t know Blue, I feel kinda bad I mean look how sad he is we could’ve at least invited him over for lemonade.
Blue: Beyoncé don’t let his soft baby cow-like eyes fool you. Aubrey knew the dress code well before we got here it’s not our fault he chose to wear those ugly ovo sweats in the middle of summer.
Bey: But-
Blue: I mean I can see he’s being loyal and representing his crew but GOD at what cost??
Bey: How would he know? You never speak to him.
Blue: I had Julius write a note to OB to give to Chubbs to give to 40 to give to him about the proper attire for our special summer play date what more could I do?
Bey: Maybe I could send him a quick text informing him to change? He must have some bright summer clothes in the house.
Blue: I know you don’t believe me right now but this is in fact hurting me more than it hurts you. Bey,he made his bed let him lay in it.
Bey: I don’t even think he knows what he’s in trouble for look at him he’s so sad and lost.
Blue:*in a harsh whisper* BEYONCÉ LISTEN TO ME. HE WILL LIVE! IF HE WANTED TO COME MAKE ARTS & CRAFTS AND SIP FAKE AIR TEA OUT OF $10,000 SOLID GOLD DIAMOND ENCRUSTED TEA CUPS WHILE EATING GOURMET FINGER SANDWICHES WITH THE CRUST OFF LIKE A FAMILY DOES HE WOULD BE IN TROPICAL PINK, GREEN AND YELLOW. HE CAN’T TAKE DIRECTION THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM THAT’S SOMETHING HE HAS TO LEARN TO DEAL WITH ON HIS OWN! I CAN’T FIX HIM! I’M NOT CAPTAIN IVY! I LET IT GO WHEN HE KISSED MADONNA AND THAT WAS HARD FOR ME MOM! WHO WANTS THEIR DAD TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT INCIDENT? PEOPLE TALK MOM! BUT I LIVED THROUGH IT AND NOW IT’S SUMMER TIME LOOK AT WHAT HE’S WEARING: DARK RED SWEATS WITH AN UGLY GOLD OWL IN FRONT AS IF IT’S WINTER! LOOK, I LOVE HIM TO DEATH BUT I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE TO SAVE HIM AND NEITHER CAN YOU! LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR HIM!
Bey: Okay..I get it..
Blue: Is he still looking?
Bey: Yes.
Blue: Don’t look so sad! this is a fun occasion! *Loudly* WOW MOM THIS BUTTERFLY YOU PAINTED IS SO BEAUTIFUL I WOULD HATE!! TO BE MISSING OUT ON IT! I’VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN!
Tagged: #IM SCREAMINF
12:57:25 @ 10/3/2015
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